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Might as well have been on Mars

"Might as well have been on Mars" - is a slice-of-life very short story by Scottish writer Russell Cavanagh

I remember well the 2007 Sheffield flood. Everyone in the city centre sent home from work as morning puddles turned into afternoon rivers.

    We stood on pavements, at tram stops, wondering how to get home. Halifax Road was a torrent and my Stannington home might as well have been on Mars.

    My insane girlfriend insisted we take a taxi, which just sat in traffic, its meter running, before we leapt out again. We split up.

 

 

 

CC BY-ND 4.0 Russell Cavanagh  

Proverbs 2:15-16 - KJV

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