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Worship me | 50-word story

"Worship me" is a cautionary tale in the form of a micro-fiction story written in 50 words by Scottish author Russell Cavanagh.

 

"All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me," said the voice showing me all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them. With a start I looked up from my phone. Sh*t!!! I realized how I'd nearly stepped out into traffic.



CC BY-ND 4.0 Russell Cavanagh

Matthew 4:8-11 - KJV


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